Denny's Fiasco

So, tonight we went to the temple. While changing at the temple I needed to urinate in such an intense way I can't even describe it, but somehow I forgot to. Yes, even basic bodily functions are subject to my forgetfulness.

So, realizing my plight as we drove all the way back to Hesperia from Redlands I made my game plan. When we stop at Denny's in Hesperia I will make a mad rush to the facilities and glorify that urinal like it'd never been glorified before by helping it live up to the ultimate measure of it's creation.

So, as we'd planned we got to Denny's and I made a B-Line for the bathroom. Once inside I quickly noticed it was quite an odd bathroom. It didn't have a single urinal. Nevertheless now was not the time for a change of plans, I had business to conduct of a most urgent nature.

Once I was done with said business I zipped my pants up in pride, washed my hands, dried them throughly using about eight paper towels, and proceeded to walk out the bathroom door when a lady walked in.



Suddenly I put all the pieces of the quite conspicuouspuzzle together. I had entered the ladies room and usedtheladies toilet. I am not a lady so this was quite awkward. Also, there were about eight million or so people (guess-timate) waiting outside who noticed my blunder. Needless to say I felt a bit awkward, so of course the first thing I did was go back to my seat and tell the whole story to my friends complete with graphs and intense hand-motions.

We had a fun night and our waitress was the bomb. She deserves a raise. Also, included are some pictures I took tonight as I was learning how to use my new camera. Enjoy.