Music A.D.D.
There is a plague which is sweeping across our nation and will soon devour the whole earth; a psychological ailment that if left untreated will rob our entire world of it's sanity. This malady is known as Music A.D.D.
Those Afflicted with Music A.D.D. often exhibit signs of irrational expectations. They will tirelessly scan the radio stations in their car searching for the song that will cure cancer, or end world hunger (figuratively speaking of course, yet no more important to these sad souls). Amazingly they will often find such a song that in their minds is perfect.
Once said song is found they will freak out in a moment of extreme felicity. This outburst is usually followed by (1) a tremendous increase in music volume, (2) exuberant dancing, and (3) excited recitation of song lyrics. However joyful this experience is, it is never enough for those with Music A.D.D. These moments are short lived.
In the very moment of discovery these people will often find themselves feeling cold, and abandoned by their choice of music and revert back to their endless scanning of radio stations and endless track skipping of albums.
To date there are no known cures for this disease, but there are cases where individuals have overcome it's effects. Science will press forward in the cause of bringing these poor, suffering souls, some psychological salvation.
Comments
I do this with my ipod constantly. I am quite certain that it drives my passengers mad and probably frightens them a bit since I would rather stare at my ipod that the road.