Oh the tragedy
On rare occasion I will tell a joke, or give a humorous comment, but it will completely and utterly bomb. That happened tonight.
"You killed it," announced Vanessa.
"Your face...killed the sexy party that we were all having just now," I replied
Vanessa gave me a look of disapproval and disappeared down the hall. I tried apologizing but it didn't work. After a minute or two she came back into the room with a bag over her head. True story.